The UK Postcode Database

SE16 3EG

a postcode in Southwark

Introduced in January 1992
SE16 3EG Normal (geographic) postcodes Large user postcodes

The nearby postcodes map only shows currently active postcodes. Postcode markers will cluster if they are close together, which may happen in densly populated built-up areas or where single premises have multiple postcodes.

Streets Associated with SE16 3EG

Stubbs Drive - 65 properties, USRN 22502405

Rotherhithe New Road - 2 properties, USRN 22502114

Street names are those nearest to properties in this postcode, they are not necessarily the postal address

Coordinates

Latitude: 51.4877 / 51°29'15"N

Longitude: -0.0607 / 0°3'38"W

UTM Reference: 30U 704062 5708157

OS Easting: 534744

OS Northing: 178310

OS Grid: TQ347783

Location Encoding

Mapcode Local: GBR ZN.HW

Mapcode Global: VHGR0.WVSX

Open Location Code: 9C3XFWQQ+3P

Maidenhead Locator System: IO91xl27

Demographics

Urban/Rural Indicator: A1

  • major urban conurbation
  • a very large city or conurbation

ONS Population Classification: 3c1

  • Multicultural and Educated Urbanites
  • Diverse Educated Urban Singles
  • Centrally Located Professionals

Index of Multiple Deprivation (IMD): 10262 / 32844

  • 4th decile
  • somewhat more deprived

Demographics are based on the LSOA containing this postcode and not necessarily this postcode alone

Sun and Moon Times for SE16 3EG on Monday 29 June 2026

Nautical twilight begins (First light) 02:46
Civil twilight begins (Dawn) 03:59
Sunrise 04:46
Transit (sun is at its highest) 13:03
Sunset 21:21
Civil twilight ends (Dusk) 22:08
Nautical twilight ends (Nightfall) 23:21
Hours of daylight today04:16 to 21:51
Hours of darkness tonight
(lighting-up time)
21:51 to 04:16
Moon Phase Full Moon
Moon Sets 02:31
Moon Rises 20:42

For a full sun and moon calendar for SE16 3EG, go to The Time and Place

Residential Property Sales in SE16 3EG

DateAddressProperty TypeTenurePrice
11 July 2024 Flat 76, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £322,500
7 August 2023 Flat 28, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £350,000
3 July 2023 Flat 62, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £280,000
8 July 2022 Flat 30, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £300,000
11 April 2022 Flat 96, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £316,000
10 November 2021 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £300,000
19 May 2021 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £275,000
26 March 2021 Flat 10, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £330,000
3 February 2021 Flat 92, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £310,000
1 November 2019 Flat 56, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £275,000
30 October 2019 Flat 48, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £347,500
23 September 2019 Flat 98, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £387,000
17 May 2019 Flat 64, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £272,500
19 December 2018 Flat 60, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £350,000
15 August 2018 Flat 8, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £281,500
23 July 2018 Flat 100, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £350,000
1 December 2017 Flat 10, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £360,000
28 April 2017 Flat 88, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £348,000
24 March 2017 Flat 30, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Other property type Leasehold £300,000
26 October 2016 Flat 122, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £295,000
8 July 2016 Flat 28, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £340,000
31 March 2016 Flat 8, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £265,000
31 March 2016 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £295,000
24 February 2016 Flat 20, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £262,000
4 February 2016 Flat 86, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £338,000
1 July 2015 Flat 32, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £230,000
30 January 2015 Flat 98, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £270,000
8 April 2014 Flat 26, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £198,000
31 January 2014 Flat 104, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £210,500
20 December 2013 Flat 66, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £245,000
21 November 2013 Flat 4, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £139,995
18 October 2013 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £180,000
8 August 2013 Flat 90, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £230,000
30 May 2013 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £167,000
11 January 2013 Flat 30, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £185,000
19 October 2012 Flat 60, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £228,000
29 November 2011 Flat 24, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £206,000
23 July 2010 Flat 16, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £185,000
24 July 2009 Flat 48, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £165,000
12 June 2008 Flat 30, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £188,999
14 March 2008 Flat 104, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £170,000
8 November 2007 Flat 114, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £195,000
6 November 2007 Flat 56, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £178,000
1 October 2007 Flat 112, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £179,995
20 September 2007 Flat 102, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £234,995
30 August 2007 Flat 104, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £177,000
16 July 2007 Flat 50, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £166,100
16 February 2007 Flat 40, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £190,000
16 January 2007 Flat 38, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £158,000
12 January 2007 Flat 8, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £155,000
30 November 2006 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £150,000
23 October 2006 Flat 6, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £165,000
15 September 2006 Flat 98, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £178,000
24 July 2006 Flat 4, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £120,000
19 July 2006 Flat 108, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £172,000
9 June 2006 Flat 64, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £150,000
26 May 2006 Flat 58, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £150,000
20 February 2006 Flat 116, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £132,500
23 November 2005 Flat 62, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £146,000
8 November 2005 Flat 90, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £170,000
12 September 2005 Flat 66, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £167,000
12 September 2005 Flat 72, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £165,500
19 August 2005 Flat 86, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £178,000
30 June 2005 Flat 50, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £144,000
29 March 2005 Flat 18, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £175,000
29 March 2005 Flat 96, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £168,000
18 March 2005 Flat 120, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £162,000
21 December 2004 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £142,000
24 September 2004 Flat 54, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £168,500
1 September 2004 Flat 74, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £162,500
31 August 2004 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £145,000
23 August 2004 Flat 22, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £167,500
20 August 2004 Flat 30, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £140,000
16 August 2004 Flat 82, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £167,500
30 July 2004 Flat 44, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £140,000
25 May 2004 Flat 34, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £118,000
6 January 2004 Flat 108, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £147,000
28 November 2003 Flat 110, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £134,995
14 November 2003 Flat 24, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £155,000
7 November 2003 Flat 112, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £133,000
23 January 2003 Flat 92, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £157,500
20 December 2002 Flat 86, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £171,250
10 December 2002 Flat 72, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £159,950
25 October 2002 Flat 18, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £161,500
14 October 2002 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £145,000
30 September 2002 Flat 114, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £159,500
13 September 2002 Flat 8, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £125,000
30 August 2002 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £140,000
23 August 2002 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £125,000
1 July 2002 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £122,000
19 April 2002 Flat 42, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £109,995
21 March 2002 Flat 22, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £134,500
8 March 2002 Flat 32, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £122,500
21 November 2001 Flat 50, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £109,000
19 October 2001 Flat 60, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £136,000
31 August 2001 Flat 58, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £105,550
24 August 2001 Flat 96, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £128,000
8 August 2001 Flat 110, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £108,000
29 June 2001 Flat 54, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £130,000
22 February 2001 Flat 6, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £125,000
7 December 2000 Flat 16, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £115,000
30 October 2000 Flat 86, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £116,500
21 July 2000 Flat 112, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £90,500
14 July 2000 Flat 40, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £115,000
16 June 2000 Flat 32, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £91,000
19 May 2000 Flat 104, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £90,000
14 April 2000 Flat 68, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £88,500
14 April 2000 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £97,500
3 April 2000 Flat 22, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £59,000
28 January 2000 Flat 38, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £78,000
4 November 1999 Flat 92, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £95,000
22 October 1999 Flat 84, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £88,500
15 October 1999 Flat 42, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £71,000
15 October 1999 Flat 106, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £67,995
27 September 1999 Flat 50, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £64,000
10 September 1999 Flat 78, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £87,000
27 August 1999 Flat 2, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £49,000
24 August 1999 Flat 100, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £85,000
30 July 1999 Flat 44, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £65,000
25 June 1999 Flat 58, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £60,000
28 April 1999 Flat 82, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £75,000
15 April 1999 Flat 116, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £59,995
17 February 1999 Flat 110, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £60,000
29 January 1999 Flat 126, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £74,500
18 December 1998 Flat 104, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £57,500
17 December 1998 Flat 94, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £70,000
16 December 1998 Flat 60, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £72,000
3 November 1998 Flat 34, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £72,900
14 September 1998 Flat 56, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £54,000
14 August 1998 Flat 76, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £250,000
3 July 1998 Flat 98, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £65,000
5 June 1998 Flat 122, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £56,500
30 April 1998 Flat 72, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £75,000
9 April 1998 Flat 38, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £56,000
30 January 1998 Flat 108, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £63,000
5 January 1998 Flat 124, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £56,000
22 December 1997 Flat 52, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £53,500
23 October 1997 Flat 26, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £54,000
25 July 1997 Flat 22, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £59,000
29 November 1996 Flat 10, Monet Court, 2, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £57,000
19 July 1996 Flat 64, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £36,500
22 March 1996 Flat 118, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £37,500
14 August 1995 Flat 66, Constable Court, 4, Stubbs Drive, London SE16 3EG Flat/apartment Leasehold £52,750

Key to property sale icons:

First sale of newbuild property. This includes new properties created from existing properties, such as residential conversions of commercial or agricultural property, or subdivision of a larger residential property.
Subsequent sale of existing property.
Standard sale at market value to private individual.
Additional (non-standard) sale. This includes repossessions, buy-to-lets and transfers of property sold to non-private individuals.

Elected Representatives for SE16 3EG

United Kingdom Parliament
Constituency

Bermondsey and Old Southwark

MP

Neil Coyle Labour

London Assembly
Assembly Constituency

Lambeth and Southwark

Assembly Member

Marina Ahmad Labour Group

Londonwide Members

Assembly Members

Elly Baker Labour

Emma Best Conservative

Andrew Boff Conservative

Hina Bokhari Liberal Democrat

Zoë Garbett Green

Alessandro Georgiou Conservative

Susan Hall Conservative

Lord Bailey of Paddington Conservative

Zack Polanski Green

Caroline Russell Green

Alex Wilson Reform UK

Southwark Borough Council
London borough ward

South Bermondsey

Councillors

Cassandra Brown Labour

Sunny Lambe Labour

Leo Pollak Labour

Elected representative data is updated approximately monthly, so may not include recent by-elections or vacancies.

Government Statistical Services (GSS) data for SE16 3EG

CodeNameData TypeData ThemeActive SinceData Owner
E00020348 Output Areas Statistical Building Block 1 January 2009 ONS
E01004037 Southwark 010B Lower layer Super Output Areas Statistical Building Block 1 February 2004 ONS
E02000816 Southwark 010 Middle layer Super Output Areas Statistical Building Block 1 August 2004 ONS
E05011116 South Bermondsey Electoral Wards/Divisions Administrative/Electoral 3 May 2018 DLUHC
E09000028 Southwark London Boroughs Administrative 1 January 2009 DLUHC
E12000007 London Regions Administrative 1 January 2009 DLUHC
E14001085 Bermondsey and Old Southwark Westminster Parliamentary Constituencies Electoral 4 July 2024 LGBC
E23000001 Metropolitan Police Police Force Areas Other 1 January 2009 Home Office
E30000234 London Travel to Work Areas Other 31 July 2015 ONS
E32000010 Lambeth and Southwark London Assembly Constituencies Electoral 6 May 2010 Greater London Authority
E33035955 Workplace Zones Census 31 December 2011 ONS
E37000051 London Local Enterprise Partnerships Other 1 April 2020 BEIS
E38000244 NHS South East London ICB - 72Q Sub Integrated Care Board Locations Health 1 July 2022 ODS
E40000003 London NHS England Regions Health 1 April 2013 ODS
E43000218 Southwark, unparished area Non-Civil Parished Areas Census 31 December 2011 ONS
E54000030 Our Healthier South East London Integrated Care Boards Health 1 April 2020 NHS
E56000010 South East London Cancer Alliances Health 1 September 2016 NHS England
E61000001 Greater London Authority Greater London Authority Administrative 3 July 2000 ONS
E63012110 Southwark Built Up Areas Census 17 April 2024 OS
E65000001 England Non-National Park Area England Non-National Park Area Census 27 February 2023 ONS
E92000001 England Country Administrative 1 January 2009 ONS

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